Posted on 05/04/08 at 8:42 pm to Kangaroo Land

Well ok I know I only got up to like day what? EEK I lost track….. hahahaha well Johnny Wonny did have me tiddlypops all the time I was there and so there goes the story but I know what I did and I enjoyed every moment of it..

So here is my little or lengthy concloooooooooooo…..

So start here thanks guys for leaving me comments kangaroo land is almost Englooosh but not hmmm I know what I mean… It’s like I never left home, but on a larger scale lol…..

I ate oysters, I ate octopuss, I made two new wonderbahhhhh friends in Adam and Jovie.. We went bowling with them one evening and it was so much fun.. I haven’t done that in so many years, oh wait like 18 years fugggggggggg….. It felt good to share with friends…. I also dragged Jovie with me too the markets which was so nice to shop with someone other than my mother, I mean there is only so much you can talk about with your mum before you want to kill her and become willing to do at least 25 year sentence ha ha ha ha ha ha anyway swiftly I move along…. That was a really great thing that Jovie did for me and I really appreciate it… On my part I made a good friend….. I hope she enjoyed my company too…

You know I did feel like I belonged somewhere which I havent felt for a while.. I never felt like a spare part and I did over come my wretched self conciousness because i was made to feel like a human which is eerie yannooo seen as I am hard hearted most of the time to the outsiders lol..

So Johnny Wonny, goshly looooooo lahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh… Ok here is the thing and it’s a hard thing to admit seen as I have prided myself on the wall of stone thing and this will totally shatter my own illusion…. I SOOOOOOOOOO LOVE him so much and the hardest thing I ever had to do was actually feel something for someone other than my boys…. And the reason was because even though he portrays this big gruff perosn he is actually the only male I have ever met that wasnt afraid what others thought, and silly as it seems to you guys too me these little things made all the difference.. The holding hands in public and he kissed me also in public *giggles like a loonatic deprived of her crack pipe* yes so silly as it seems to you it was the little warm moments like stroking my hair or face that really made the difference… He exubed affection…..(Ha it’s a word now that means he leaked, squished out… you get it)…. I have to get another word) He poured love from every part of himself…. I must admit this!!! I thought it would be about him but it wasn’t.. I thought he would be a typical self centered bloke… Oh how wrong was I? Very wrong indeedy….. It was all about me and that for me was a total selfless act which was another thing that did it for me…… I am away from him now and I hope he dont forget me in time but I would sell my Mariah Carey CD’s to be with him again.. Yes I would sell them in an instance infact I would give them *takes deep breaths*… He dont know this yet and if he wanted me too and I could, I would like to get back at the end of the year…. I just hope he dont forget me too quickly…. HMMMMMM!!! Well I just hope I made a small impact on his life like he has with mine….

The day I left I will admit this… I was a right wreck and had to quickly pull myself together cos Hong Kong was looming… I slept most of the way from Hong Kong to UK… I had too I still have a lump in my throat and I can’t seem to lose the missing piece feeling… Anyhoooooooooo…..

The lump is here now so I have to stop it or I will end up being miserable… On the whole the coin shone brightly on both sides and I need to find the shiney sides again I am sure there is a double sided coin somewhere………

Posted on 04/22/08 at 8:50 am to Kangaroo Land

Yeah I have lol…  Well ok I will tell you why…. LOL!!! I don’t remember…  I have been having such a relaxing, non stressed out time, days are going way to fast for my liking and I dont like it at all…  So let me see if I can remember what I have been doing…  Did I do the Harbour stuff..  Let me have a look….

Ok so no I haven’t hahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa..

Well we went into Sydney, it was a really packed out day we was out all of it, I saw te bridge and looked on at people walking over the top of it, why the fug for I ask myself why, why why why oh whyyyyyy??????  Anyway I see the opera house and out side they had this little show called swoon..  It was quite strangely..  there was four people all propped on poles, they swayed the poles in time with soothing music it was like they were all in slow motion it was really tranquil, until Johnny Wonny said and I quote “well this is really great innit”? I think he was super bored so I left it…  I would have been good to watch it, it actually mesmerised me it was really clever and artistic, but yannnooo what guys are like, yeah that’s right…LOL sorry but unless guys are gay they ain’t watching girlie stuff…  Anyhoooooo we went over to Luna Park which is a small fun park with rides and stuff.   I got attacked by a lunatic woman in a clown suit, I could see her mouth moving but couldn’t quite get what the fug she was talking about…  Anyway we had  look round and silly Johnny Wonny decided that he wanted to take me on the ferris wheel..  I dunno if he wasnted to see me cry or see the view..  Well he got the latter almost LOL..  I was screaming like a maniac, holding on for dear life he was rocking the cell and I was like just screeching hahahahahahahaha!!!…

So after the white knuckle ride of death we went back and off to the fish market..  I neer really knew what to expect, one would think that a fish market would be losads of stalls with fish being sold..  Well it was and I saw fish i never even knew exisited, of course I was about to die of fear with all the little eye balls looking at me..  YEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUKKKKKKKKK!!! Lunch time starvation setting in I was feeling really queasy, but I thought well ok I will try something at least…  I was gonna get a simple batterd whatever fish and chips but oh no!! JW ws not having none of that and ordered a platter of stuffs, I couldnt even bring myself to look…  It was overflowing with Oysters, Calamari, Octopus, and other fishy stuffs…  Yummy the Calimari was and the battered fishy, I couldnt even look at the prawns cos they had little eyes and awwwwwwwwwwww poor little things… “shut your eyes and taste” said JW…  Oh so brave was I…  Eyes shut chew, chew, chew, nibble nibble, yummy slurping away I was..  Until he said here this is what ya just ate…  I think I jumped and shrieked so hard that i shit a brick LOL…  He had just fed me octopus…  Which is ok when you don’t see it, but the thought of eating all those little tenticles *gulps* urrrrrrghghghhhhh!!  But still I cannot deny that it did taste good but I just couldn’t face eating them lol… I must say that the whole meal was really delightful and yummy and i really did enjoy it…  Also we were plagued by the seagulls, goshly they are awful creatures and so noisy…..

so we popped back on the light rail and to Paddy’s Market, which I just felt bad about dragging JW around so I called it a day and we jumped on the train very tired…

A really good day turned into a bit of let down..  When we got off the trian we walked towards the car when JW noticed that his car had been broken into and aww such shame they drained the battery so we were stranded..  *insert nail biting scene here* There we no lights on at the house and Max had been inside all day, so yeah we really needed to get back..  I must admit if it was my car I would have been like a raging bull but alas JW kept his cool..  I dunno how he did it but he did bless his Mary Adam’s….  So we eventually made it home, and he called his friend who took him to pick up the car…  All was well, ok he had his car window smashed and another thingy smashed to start he engine but hey, the car wasn’t stolen..

We went bowling with Adam and Jovie and for the first time in many moons I did generally have a good time..  I can’t speak for everyone else but I really did have a nice time..  For a long time I felt like I actually belonged somewhere rather than a spare part, in the way just people spnding time because they have too but because they want too..  And that my fellow reader felt very good..

Anyhooooo I think I have missed bits out but hey you get the jist..

 

Until my hair curls the other way be well..

Posted on 04/22/08 at 3:07 am to Meme's

Annoyed. What annoys you? What do you do that annoys other people? Are you quick to lose your temper? How often do you get annoyed? Do you have a short fuse? Tell us about the last time you were annoyed - REALLY annoyed.

Oh Goshly I am easily annoyed but I tend just to let it over ride…  I dunno what annoys me about others specifically , I am not usually annoyed by other people, rather than attituted or actions…  Like the supermarket dollies yacking to their friend whilst they are serving you and it make you wait for them to finish…  oooooo Or women shouting obscenties at their children, what up with that, I mean we all shout, but I havve heard soe really bad filth come from a mothers mouth in the hopes to chastise their children….

I can be short really short temepered specially when that time of the month comes or if I am really tired..  I dont tend to dwell on the negative sides of me cos they are tadly dark and i dont like them and try to keep away from those parts of me.. I can be really short fused but it’s like a short burst and then its done…  Most ignore me cos it’s not really worth it I dont spout that long LOL!!…

Posted on 04/22/08 at 2:42 am to Meme's

1. Questioning :: Interrogation…  I hate being questioned, it makes me feel really uneasy…
2. Immunity ::  OOOO Against diesease?
3. Online dating ::  HMMMMMMMM!!!!  I think its a great idea if its in a safe controlled setting and nobody is going to get hurt, but as everything nothing can be guarenteed 100%
4. Calcium :: Milk, well Iactually thought of cows udders…  Hmm  Pass the blue tablets please! ss
5. Dressing :: Like salad or gettting dressed in clothing?
6. Bucket :: AHHHHHHHHHAhahahahahahahaha AHEM!! ok ummmmmm theres a hole in bucket ha ha ha ha
7. Stain :: Bloody hell who can ever remove oil stains eh eh? 
8. Advanced :: The next step, yeah baby lets step it up a bit!!
9. Dramatic :: Well Me of course, thats the first thing I thought of…
10. Self-medication :: Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrr out mang….

Posted on 04/16/08 at 10:06 am to Kangaroo Land

Yes as pointed out my spelling is terrifying..  But hey! who really cares …..????

Getting up really late Johnny Wonny nagged me for hours about the importance of breakfast, which I don’t really eat simply becasue I can’t stomach it and not for any other reason.  Anyway!! We Set off to Bulli Pass….  Australia has many, many tree’s lol that’t the first thing I noticed is that you can see tree’s and there is no gaps or breaks in them anywhere…  The weather wasn’t to bad, windy but nice…  At Mount Ousley we went to the lookout which made me feel queasy cos it’s well…. so high…  More trees and more tree’s below…I could see the beaches down below..  The View was grand indeedymondo…

It was a fabulous day as usual, we took Max down to  Coledale Beach according to Johnny Wonny the beach  was shitty but it looked like one back home so I really couldn’t see the difference..  LOL John was bitter about a council estate.  which actually I agree to some degree lol…   He was saying these people are paying $50 per week to live on the beach when in reality beach property is usally valued much higher..  HMMMMMMMMMMM  Bitterness is an evil thing……

So we left there after Max had been swimming and I stopped checking out the local surfers..  It’s funny cos still the weather in Kangaroo Land isnt much warmer than that in England..  Anyway, back on the open road  Johnny Wonny got us lost and started crying snot bubbles everywhere gaaaaaaaaa hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!  But alas I panicked not no no not I…. Ok maybe that was a slight exageration about the snot bubbles but hey, I can safefly say that we found our way back on the open road home..  As we were embarking on our scenic route I spooted something that looked rather strange..  Getting closer to it I discovered it was an Emu just plodding around a local farm with some sheep..  Weird..  LOL!!!

The thing here is that everything is so different but very much the same..  It’s hard to explain but I know what I mean..  The birds are like terradactyl’s squawking across the skies and its so very strange to hear from the little wrens we have back home.. 

Anyhoooooooooo another adverture from me in kangaroo Land

fair well mortals and speak soon!